Email to my Sister

Do you remember me asking/telling you about my Old Navy credit card? And how i had a balance twice the previous balance? And how there was no information/date for said purchases? And i had no recollection of buying anything there in awhile? And that we decided i needed to call and ask what-up?

It's a credit. Evidently i had a credit of $12.08 before, but read it as a balance. So i paid it. Thus doubling it to $24.16.

I.AM.BRILLIANT.

i wonder how much longer this might have gone on had i not had a brief moment of oxygen reach my brain when i got the bill this time.